Fell on my butt, directly on the left butt bone. I was cleaning out my closet, ha ha ha no really I was, and I was sitting on a stool that my college friends dubbed "The Butt Chair" as it is just big enough for your butt crack and that's about it. It should be called "The Butt Crack Chair." Anyway, I had already slid off of the damned thing once leaning too far forward. So when I crashed the second time (butt bone slammed down on wood floor and The Butt Chair smacked me in the back just for fun) I thought the urge to cry came from feeling so stupid for bringing this on myself twice.
I seriously sat there and contemplated whether or not the humiliation was enough to warrant tears. Well, as it turns out, the throbbing pain won me over and if I can't sit correctly on the toilet for a week again - like the time in college when I thought I could safely jump out of my 8-foot high, lofted bed, but instead, harpooned my ass on the corner of my desk chair (what is it with my desk chairs??) - I will be literally pissed!
