Light your ass on fire

It all started with this conversation:

Doug: "You know how people can light their farts on fire?"

Me: "No...I don't really know, in fact, I kinda' thought that was a bunch of crap..heh."

Doug: "NO, It's true! I'll show you sometime."

Well, yesterday I was fortunate enough to live to see such a show. My friends, I am happy to say that I have seen a fart on fire - and my what a sight it is!

Before I could say fire extinguisher Doug was holding a flame to his butt cheeks. Within seconds I watched as a circular column of flames shot from his ass and incinerated his shorts! Luckily for Doug, it was a small quick, ah.. burn, but the explosion did drop me to the ground. I lost all control of my limbs and started convulsing on the floor, with laughter.