Happy Bachelorette Party Kate

Ah, it seems like just yesterday I was picking you up off of a club floor in Milwaukee when you suddenly fell off of the bar (much to your surprise). Today, we are going out for your very own Bachelorette Extravaganza ("extravaganza" because apparently that's what all bachelorette parties have turned into). Dear, let's try to stay ON any bars we may dance on this evening. As much fun as it was to rush you off to the bathroom and take inventory of your parts, while your other best friends suffered temporary blindness and hearing loss, we don't need a repeat performance :)

No, in all seriousness, although 100% chic events can drive a person bonkers, I am looking forward to tonight and I'm sure we'll have a blast with you Katie -- a safe blast, if we're lucky!