but it's not FAIR!

Life's not fair. I've decided my growing hostility towards people, as of late, has to do with the fact that cheaters always win. They bend, break and completely disregard the rules and always end up on the plus side for it. Me, on the other hand:

- I wait my turn at the end of the line when I know the bouncer.
- I don't give my last name at a restaurant owned by family.
- I've never kissed ass for grades I wasn't smart enough to earn.

What do I have to show for it? RAGING HATRED. Today I contemplated easing this burning desire to beat cheaters, by becoming one of them. Maybe, instead of whining about getting the short end of the stick all the time, I should just jump right in and play dirty. I'm a Sociology major for chrissake! Why not put all of those years spent learning how to manipulate people to good use?!

...because, I can't. I'd forever feel guilty about possibly cheating the minority of people out there who do follow the rules. How on Earth did I ever acquire such ridiculous morals? I totally SUCK.