Halloween 2005I get that Halloween is a time for people to dress like they would not normally, although, I am confused as to why that translates into wearing next-to-nothing. Snow White was a whore?? WHO KNEW?! Anyway, I tend to dislike being scantily clad for Halloween, I happen to like my boobs and don't wish to freeze them off. With, of course, the exception of last year's Skanky Barbie, who got herself into all sorts of trouble, dumb tramp. So I made a drinking game out of it at the bar last night: every time we saw someone dressed skankily (defined as exposing parts of the body which are vulnerable in Wisconsin fall weather) we had to drink and yell "SKANK'O'WEEN!" - it was tons of fun, and tons of drunk. Everyone should try it.
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Happy Halloween everyone, and remember, just cuz your dressed like a slut doesn't mean you have to act like one :)
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