An Airport Express Lane for Low-Maintenance Travelers

I may be somewhat emotionally high maintenance at times, HOWEVER, if you've ever traveled anywhere with me, you know that I am not a high maintenance traveler! I think more than two pairs of shoes is excessive, I pack everything into the smallest of suitcases, a book and some tunes are more than sufficient for the plane, and even though they have stopped feeding flyers - I don't feel the need to pack a picnic for my purse.

The thing that bothered me the most (trust me it was hard to choose) about flying was EVERYONE'S INSANE NEED to bring 3 carry-on bags, 2 coats, a cart of groceries, and 5 electronic devices on board with them!! They completely muck up everything and I'm convinced they are the only reason planes are delayed. I couldn't help thinking that if the plane crashed on a deserted island I would rather die a slow death than be stuck with any of these needy crazies! (Although, the kids seemed pretty cool, they had sweet Game Boys, and kids can do no wrong by me anyway...). They should have an Express Lane for Low-Maintenance Travelers, hmm, perhaps even an Express Airline! Seriously, with all of the time and money they'd save maybe they could actually provide food again for your $500 flight.

(P.S. -- I wrote this post on a drink napkin while high up in the sky)