What animal would you come back as?

Me? That's easy, a dolphin.

Number 1, they live in the ocean, and number 2, they "make love" I'm told (<--per our conversation at the bar last night, which included the question of How do manatees mate with all of that blubber... wouldn't it be impossible for them not to float?).

That my friends, is why you go out: where else are you going to get such an in-depth analysis of aquatic mammal sex?

...looking forward to this evening!