Alive and Well-ish

Wedding season is finally over (I honestly don't know what to do with myself) so, one would think I'd have Oodles of time to post since I'm not preparing for, going to, or shopping for ANY weddings. This would be true if I had internet (I will again soon) and if I wasn't afraid turning on my computer would cause my hard drive or my brain to explode. Of course, I will find a solution to this and be back again to occupy your company time in the near future. Did you truly have any doubts?

Surprisingly, the most horrifying thing about not having internet and cable is not, not having it. The thing that seriously makes me question my sanity is that I'm getting used to not having it. I just discovered 2 more local TV channels which brings my total up to 8, I believe (of which I only watch 3 anyway), and I have become a productive mother fucker! I never realized there was such an easy way to simplify my life -- holy shit, I am completely becoming my mom...

Ok, before I start talking about my plants (I really do have plants) or how wonderful it is to unplug I think I'd best go and chug a beer to remind myself WHO I AM FOR SHITSAKE!