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I spilled root beer on my keyboard. I immediately threw it upside down on the carpet and beat the crap out of it. Then, I took it apart as much as possible, damn root beer is sneaky I tell ya'. More throwing it onto the floor with paper towels underneath, plus a little hair-dryer action, and finally, just now, I smushed toilet paper in between the keys with a calling card, it was seriously dirty. So far so good, though!

*Dano -- the "smush" usage is for you, of course.