Endlessly Entertained

Interesting finds on my walk through the city today:

A discarded, rain-soaked, parking ticket

One puffy, blue, gardening glove

A conversation painted on the sidewalk between someone named Milla Bitch and someone named Buggie Boy

A post-it note with "Move Car" written on it

A folded page from a Joy of Cooking calendar (Monday, October 9) with a recipe for some sort of brisket on the front and a hand-written work schedule on the back. For that week the individual worked a total of 21.5 hours.

Four straws. No, I did not pick them up, I only picked up the calendar page. Why are straws interesting you ask? Because they're EVERYWHERE.
* I was late for class one day and I didn't have a pen, so I decided that there had to be one on the street somewhere along the way. I came across one leadless pencil, no pens, and all different shapes and sizes of STRAWS! ...I'm a little puzzled by the plethora of straws.