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Me: So Dad, we're taking my car in tomorrow morning right?
Dad: Oh, yeah. Yeah.
Me: Alright, then call me before you leave to make sure I'm alive.
Dad: Ok, yeah... What are we gonna' do with my car?
Me: Well, you could park it on my street for two hours. Or, we could both drive to the shop and then, you could, I dunno, take me out to breakfast or sumthin' while we wait? (princess daughter smile)
Dad: Yeah. Well, I mean, you don't have to come with, I could always --
Me: -- Oh C'MON! I'm frickin' unemployed, I'm going with you to get my car checked (expletives) and that's that!