My friend Sarah

She's an artist, I tell you. This is only one of the many that she delightedly created for us on St. Patty's. I chose this one to share because it is on the tamer end of the leprechaun behavior spectrum illustrated by Rah. If you were one of the few people out on Friday night who did not get to read her short story of St. Patrick's Day, I have the original copy if you would like to see it. Mikey, I know you mentioned that you'd like a complete copy of the story, so you'll have to borrow it sometime here. I'm making a note of it right now that you get a portion of her future millions because she started out by drawing penises (or penii) all over your French notebook in high school, cleverly disguised as they were, in duck or alligator faces. Also, I get a cut for being the first to display some Rah Originals here.

Technically, Sarah has already bought me as her agent for slyly buying me this shirt to commemorate my Retirement Bar Crawl.