
I talked to Duck yesterday and we were reminiscing about the craziness which was Spring Break 2005. I found this in my inbox this morning (my comments/additions in italics):
REMINDERS OF THE HIGHLIGHTS OF PANAMA CITY BEACH SPRING BREAK 2005:
In no particular order:
1. American Eagle Bags -- I pretended I didn't really want one, but Emily knew I did so she went and asked the girl handing them out for one for me, thanks Em! I love my free bag, duh.
2. Fun Illinois boys -- I didn't think they were fun, they were certainly not Ohio boys.
3. Boobs
4. Bible Thumper Entertainment -- Assholes, trying to preach to people on FUCKING SPRING BREAK. I was ready to brawl, luckily they didn't give their lecture to me at all that year.
5. Pissing off the nice southern boys by bad-mouthing the bible thumpers -- Totally great, I did feel a little bad about that though.
6. Shaving Cream -- When you get mad at someone you just put shaving cream in their hair, right Duck? 7. Break up with Fun Illinois boys -- Finally you all came to your senses...
8. Foggy on the details but driving in the Christian shuttle and yelling at them --laughing out loud as I type that one -- I remember the details = apologizing up and down for my drunk friend who wouldn't stop yelling "Jesus Fucking Christ!" They were giving us a free ride after all.
9. Sara needs an intervention
10. Let's count the Waffle Houses -- I heart Waffle Houses.
11. Boobs
12. Big Neck Doober Game -- How many can we count on the beach today? (See #5 for an example)
13. Connecticut Uhhhh -- Those boys were alright, still not Ohio.
14. No Dumping Allowed -- Nice Em. That'll teach you to exercise on FUCKING SPRING BREAK!
15. Climbing over the fence for the Frisbee -- Oh! I think drunk, beach, Frisbee was one of my favorite activities. Interesting how we always "accidentally" hit cute boys with it.
16. Free Skirts -- I love my free skirt too.
17. Random Pasta Siting -- Yeah! We found one Ohio boy!
18. Bosom Art -- Never saw Carly or myself as Boob Tattoo Artists, we have that on video, don't we?
19. Badger Win -- Go Big RED, ah back when we were just lil' students.
20. Yummy Mexican Restaurant -- Two pitchers of Margaritas, yes?
21. Playing in the Ocean
22. Weird Random naked man laying on beach -- We just had to take a look.
23. Big Ass Jar of Peanut Butter -- Gone after day one.
24. Nice and Clean fluffy towels at a moments notice -- Like we even bothered, "Steph, I don't know why you're trying to cover up at this point." "You're so right" towel drops!
25. Free Breakfast -- Was there really free breakfast?
26. TCBY/Taco Bell -- T-bell is the shit, literally.
27. Killer Shit -- purchased by Duck.
28. Cowboy hat -- "borrowed" by Sara.
29. Pizza Hut Buffet -- Not sure if I'd rather eat anywhere else for lunch, another highlight fo sure.
30. Sunsets -- Who wants to join me on the balcony for a cocktail?
31. Steph's Moomoo (mumu?) -- My half-assed attempt to be modest.
32. Boobs
33. Titty Fuckers
34. London Calling- James, Jamie, James and James -- Cheeriooo OOO OOO!
35. Lola? and Missy? -- Fake names, right?
36. Turkey sandwich, uhhh -- All sung to the tune of that 50 cent song circa Spring Break 05 (same with #13)
37. Boobs
38. Boobs -- I didn't think they were mentioned enough. Saw more that Spring Break than ever before and they were all in our hotel room!
39. Pulls from the 99 Bananas bottle on the beach, gross.
40. Get yourself some Gatorade, refresh, rejuvenate, replenish!
41. Doesn't the Japanese Sushi Chef on that billboard look just like Robby?
42. "Tits for hits!" -- It's a complete mystery as to why that wasn't successful...
43. Tell me again how you chipped your tooth on a tequila bottle?
That seems to cover it all pretty well. Thanks for the memories ladies.
Monday, March 13, 2006
Happy Spring Break
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YOU ARE HILARIOUS! QUAAAAAACK
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