The Pneumonia

I have Pneumonia...and I'm using my parent's dial-up internet -- not sure which is worse. No, obviously the Pneumonia wins, but after a full day of potent meds I'm actually feeling much better. Although it took two visits to Urgent Care, they finally caught it which is a very good thing because I have a tropical vacation to go on in less than a week! Chest x-rays are crazy, you have to put your chin in this thing and breath and then throw your arms above your head and breath, all the while feeling like shit and wearing an ugly, sad, excuse for a robe. Kinda crazy to see my lungs, ribs, and heart though. It really shoots my belief that I'm made of metal all to hell (I like to think that because organs and innards totally gross me out). Anyway, the silver lining of all of this is that I don't have to decide what I'm going to do with my life for another two whole weeks now = JOY. Who knows, maybe I'll just decide not to return from Mexico, ha. Can't tell if I'm joking or serious, huh? Me neither.