I heart Paula

Conversation at work today reminded me of a dream I had last night about a specific Paula Abdul song. In the dream I was trying to remember all of the moves to it that my friend Stacey and I made up a LONG time ago. I'm sure the dream was a reaction to watching American Idol and me professing how much I love Paula, c'mon I had all of her tapes! Anyway, I was in a goofy mood at work (go figure) so I started singing the song and doing as much of the routine as I could conjure up, here's the best choreographed part of the song, for you fellow "Straight Up" fans:

I've been a fool before
Wouldn't like to get my love
Caught in the slammin' door
Are you more than hot for me
Or am I a page in your history book?
I don't mean to make demands
But the word and the deed
Go hand in hand
How about some information, PLEASE?
please? please? please?

Straight up, now tell me
Do you really wanna love me forever
Oh, oh, oh
Or am I caught in a hit-and-run?
Straight up, now tell me
Is it gonna be you and me together
Oh, oh, oh
Or are you just havin' fun?

If you get me drunk, I may just sing and dance the whole thing for you like I did today STONE SOBER, at work! Oh man, eventually the student pushed me, in my desk chair, into the back room to avoid scaring the normal people.