You Say it's Your Birthday

(sweet vintage Britney)

dah nah nah nah nah nah it's my Birthday too! Ah, Britney. True, we may share a birth date, but ya know what we don't have in common? An ex-husband, a loser baby's daddy, spoiled brats to take care of, and millions and millions of dollars -- who's keeping track though, right?

Britney, I don't know what my life would be like without you, probably a little less amusing... so here's to twenty-three great years on the planet, Oops hit me baby one more time, in your case it's 23+1 (more thing we don't have in common).

Happy 24th Britney! Keep up the, ah, entertaining!