evidence that I am still drunk

• I couldn't remember, initially, how I got home last night or what I did/ate upon arrival.
• I woke up TWO HOURS before my quiz so I could look over some things and decided having a solo dance party would be more fun.
• I walked around the living room BLINDS OPEN without pants on.
• I made faces and talked to myself in the mirror.
• I was thinking I might want to wear a hat for the walk to class, since I was wishing I had one yesterday (when it was a tiny bit warmer), but I opted to touch up my toenail polish and wear sandals instead!
• I had a Wilson Phillips song stuck in my head the whole way to class and they were NOT in my dance party mix... at least, I don't think they were.
• I forgot to bring a pop to work (HOW WILL I SURVIVE?!), however, I remembered a cookie!
• I have bright, pink eye-shadow on.