One drunk post deserves a drunk IM!

Ahahahahaha! I always claim that I'm going to make breathalizers for computers, oh but then we would miss out on things like this little GEM:

(I heart you too Rah! Names may have been altered to protect the... eh, innocent)



Sarahbeth: well, hello.. i'm drunk and i'm sure that you are too ... tear.. befcause we are not drunk togetherr :-)

Sarahbeth: oops i mean sad face :-( because it's a sad thing...

Sarahbeth: anyway how are you??? i ve been worklng like no toehr and stuff and i cant wait for school c'asue thaen i wiil work less.. tonight i was showing my friend justin all of my photos from hs.. and well, he was like passin gout , but i had fun.. and i was all missing all the good time3s and such

Sarahbeth: i'm really nervous to geraduate.. but i'm pumped about possibly getting that job at vs corporate .. even if i do have to move to ohio... sad.. atleast there are nice boys that i heart there.

Sarahbeth: you will have to come and visit.. or move there with me.. i'm sure that we could set up a bar just as easily as we could in jamaca

Sarahbeth: danger.. adn we could comeup with our own shots and name them danger names such assssssss.... danger down town shot... and like banana wanna ramm ya shot.. and like please be a cock tease shot.. you knwo i'm sure that we could do it like none other!!!!!!

Sarahbeth: clearly now i'm just drunkin ' rambling.. and i should prolly stop talkling.. but i heart talking to you.. and thus i will continue..... sooo.. ummmm.. how's it going

Sarahbeth: :-)

Sarahbeth: danger smily

Sarahbeth: :-)

Sarahbeth: ooo.. there's another.. wherea are they coming from????

Sarahbeth: do you think that it's always the same smily.. or eachtime its a different pooping up to say hello??? like

Sarahbeth: :-)

Sarahbeth: that was fred....

Sarahbeth: and :-)

Sarahbeth: that was bob

Sarahbeth: and oooooo danger..... :-)

Sarahbeth: theres wanda????

Sarahbeth: it could happen right?

Sarahbeth: any way... this better end somewhere in you little blog or whatever.. i'll be reading and watching and waiting...

Sarahbeth: yeah that's right i'll be stalkilng your ass.. and you'll heart that

Sarahbeth: ooooo

Sarahbeth: i'm gonna be embarassed of what i've written tonight soooo... ahhhh lyeat.. oops that i don' tknow what that word was.. it slipped out i think..lol.. heheheh...lol

Sarahbeth: k ggngiht

Sarahbeth signed off at 4:36:53 AM.